The Facts Of Life

Unfortunate aspects of life that are noticed by all but talked by none




When you’re in a rush, every traffic light is red. Every single one.

There is always one traffic light that you never fucking make.

Not funny jokes are always the funniest.



As soon as you finally start to get some money, rent is due.

France sucks.



Parallel parking spots are always the same exact length of your car.

Whenever you wake up from a mid-afternoon nap, you have no idea what day it is.



Floorboards only creak when everyone else is sleeping.

Whenever you find yourself asking what day it is, you really just want to know how many more days before it’s Monday.



When at a delayed green, your light will stay red the longest, no matter which side of the road you’re on.