December 2009
15 posts
When you're in a rush, every traffic light is red....
There is always one traffic light that you never...
Not funny jokes are always the funniest.
As soon as you finally start to get some money,...
France sucks.
Parallel parking spots are always the same exact...
Whenever you wake up from a mid-afternoon nap, you...
Floorboards only creak when everyone else is...
Whenever you find yourself asking what day it is,...
When at a delayed green, your light will stay red...
You're a great singer when you're singing alone in...
Anyone who drives slower than you is an asshole....
George Carlin
When you play Call of Duty, it's guaranteed that...
Computer labs are always empty until the day you...
When you need them, every computer in the lab will be in use. 75% of the users will be on Facebook, 20% will be on AddictingGames, and 5% will actually be doing work. And the printer never has paper.
A TV set to volume level 3/40 at 3:00AM is...